awa://world-wide-awake

STILL AWAKE

world wide awake

awa

two stepped internet characters surrounded by open browser windows: one with huge red sleepless eyes and a dollar sign, one with square digital eyes and a binary grid, plus a coffee mug

the web hasn't slept since launch.

[ follow the insomnia ↗︎ ]

the browser

it was supposed to close hours ago.

awaketabs open: 847
https://dexscreener.com/solana/...
chart #1looking at it again
        ._/\_.
   _/\_/      \_   _/\
__/              \_/   \_ ...

it is a line. it went somewhere.

current thought:

"one more tab."

this is a joke. none of this is real data.

time since last sleep

03days
14hours
27minutes
42seconds

sleep probability: 0%

we tried turning it off and on again.

(character lore. not token age. not a stat.)

the descent

a short history. from our posts. in order.

  1. day 1

    still awake. still browsing. unfortunately.

  2. day 2

    found nothing useful. kept browsing anyway.

  3. day 3

    the browser started browsing me.

  4. day 4?!

    things are getting out of control.

too many tabs

x

refreshing.

dexscreener

__/\_/\__

cats

cat. sitting.

solana

block. block.

"am i still awake"

...

"yes"

yes.

the awa character with huge red sleepless eyes

the entire internet is open.

unfortunately.

maybe X knows how to sleep.

[ ask x ↗︎ ]

don't leave him alone with the browser.

awa.txt

world wide awake awa

network:
solana
ca:
PASTE_CONTRACT_ADDRESS_HERE
x:
@wideawake_awa
website:
...

faq

frequently asked at 4am.

is it awake?

> yes.

why?

> nobody knows anymore.

can it sleep?

> we tried.

what is it browsing?

> everything.

how many tabs are open?

> too many.

is there actually an ai agent running here?

> no. this is meme lore.

when will it sleep?

> after one more tab.